The news cycle this week has inevitably been dominated by the status of one Donald Trump – who’s either going to find himself arrested or indicted, or walk away with a big grin plastered all over his face should it all come to nothing.
The losers in all of this are the general public to don’t fanatically support either side of the divide, but one thing we can surely all agree on is that we’d rather not hear the intimate details regarding the WWE Hall of Famer’s dealings with former adult entertainment industry veteran Stormy Daniels.
Refusing to back down, the ex-porn star has been viciously responding to hate-filled tweets being sent her way by Trump backers, the vast majority of which simply can’t be repeated in good faith. However, Daniels did reply to one of her many detractors that she’d happily take the stand and testify if she had to, which is a stomach-churning prospect to put it lightly.
Having already desecrated our innocent minds with talk of fried chicken and lubrication, before going one step further and referring to the Home Alone 2 and The Little Rascals star as “Tiny,” we can only imagine – or not, in this case – what she’d have to say about their purported dalliance under oath.
We are well through the looking glass here, people, and there’s an exceedingly high chance we’re not going to like what emerges on the other side.