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12 Video Game Amusement Parks That We’d Never Visit

Bad, worse, and all kinds of awful, we take a look at these twelve video game amusement parks that aren’t half as amusing as they might seem.

Uranus Zone (Dead Rising 2: Off The Record)

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In a world where zombie reality shows are a dying breed, it’s a wonder how places like Uranus Zone manage to survive.

A science-fiction themed amusement park in the shape of an alien’s head, the ritzy playground for Fortune City’s undead is an eyesore of blinding neon and pun-inspired shopping centers. What it may lack in ambience it makes up for in its all-season passes of absurdity, but it just feels weird taking a jetpack joyride over a brain-eating mob all by your lonesome.

That the park’s restrooms should be the cleanest places in Uranus Zone is no small consolation for running around with a full bladder in the post-apocalypse. Where you could possibly find any decent toilet paper is another matter. This is a park named Uranus Zone and that’s exactly what it cares about the least? Good grief.