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Enough Already: 6 Video Games Franchises That Need To End

I can completely understand that people who are diehard fans of certain video game franchises will be pissed off by this article. Please remember, though, it is an opinion piece (like most articles you'll find on the web), so rather than find out where I live and try to kill me for insulting one of your favorite franchises, why not just take to the comments after having read the entire piece and rationally tell me why you disagree with my theory about that particular franchise? Just a thought.

5) Uncharted

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Again, I’ve got nothing but love for this series. If they hadn’t made the short announcement of a next-gen title coming soon, I would have never had to do this….

What does next-gen mean so far? Nothing but shinier graphics, as far as I am concerned. So, what will the next Uncharted be like? I will give you a hint.

You will shoot things, then have some witty banter with Sully, after which you will run into an old flame (while with a new flame), and then you will get in a shoot-out. After the shoot-out, you will wake up in a crashing (insert any vehicle here), which you will barely escape as it (falls, blows up, sinks in water). This will all be based loosely around some real life artifact and all be placed in some exotic, real-world location. Oh, and at some point, you will think Sully is dead (but he’s not).

Does that sound about right? If I can write your game for you in a paragraph inside an article, it may mean you are doing something wrong. Or it may mean you should fucking hire me to write some shit for you.

Uncharted is awesome, but let it die before it feels like we are playing repeats.