1) Chasing A Homeless Man Around New York
Now it’s just getting to the point of being ridiculous…
Hours before the whole Studio 54 occurrence, Shia was spotted on the streets of New York City chasing a homeless man up and down the sidewalks. And what might possibly the reason for this? Well, Shia seemed to believe that the man had his hat.
Shia ran after the fleeing homeless man for a good distance, trying to get “his” hat back. Also, he was constantly screaming stuff like “don’t worry, it’s me, Shia!” to him, as if the two were best buddies.
As crazy as this all sounds, imagine seeing it from the homeless man’s perspective: you’re just minding your own business, when suddenly an A-list Hollywood superstar appears and chases after you, trying to steal your precious old hat.
Honestly, I’m not even going to try to figure this one out.