Nato: Kat Dennings
Ok, unlike my incomparably creepy compadre Remy, I’d simply need another girl so Danielle Harris doesn’t feel awkward and get that “rapey” vibe Jay Baruchel mentions in This Is The End. It’d only be fair to let another female party out the rapture while JTRO refuses to talk about his eyepatch, Craig Robinson sings extremely sexual songs, The Rock bench presses the refrigerator, and Danielle Harris talks about hilarious horror set stories. That lucky lady would be none other than America’s favorite broke girl, Kat Dennings.
Why? Well, there’s actually a few reasons, and then two much bigger reasons. Most importantly though, I feel like with the characters Kat typically plays, her signature sense of cynical, sarcastic humor would be a perfect fit for the rapture. Do you really want to be hanging out with some airheaded party girl who can’t fathom the cataclysmic events around her? No, you want a girl like Dennings (or at least how she projects herself on screen) who can look a demon in the face and just make fun of its cliched horns or tail. Now that would be a fun rapture.
Alright, we know everyone doesn’t have the same opinions as us, so hit the comments section and let us know which celebrities you’d like to ride out the rapture with!
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