Nato: Dwayne Johnson
Why? Because he’s a borderline superhero, that’s why. This man is so big he could probably wrestle the Devil and win, making him submit like a little pussy bitch. I think that’s a pretty good accomplishment, no? Seriously, look at him, I’m not even sure he’s human. He looks more like some steroid raging G.I. Joe caricature, but like, in real life. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if God sent this tank of a man down to Earth to prevent a real upcoming apocalypse, waiting to bust out his holy might as soon as Satan appears to ravage humanity.
Oh, and I really want to talk to him about the movie Doom, because it’s totally freaking awesome. Woot, one more person for my apocalypse party! I just pray to sweet baby Jesus he isn’t the one to become possessed by the Devil – then everybody is f#cked.