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Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: What If Carrie Was In The Faculty? (And Other Mix & Match Horror Fantasies)

You can't keep a dreamer from dreaming. Damn the facts, ignore rationale, and screw the rules - what's the fun of having an imagination if you don't use it, right? Well, OK, maybe Freddy Krueger can keep a dreamer from dreaming, because no one wants to be sucked into a nightmarish dreamland full of death and decay, but you get my point - it's always fun to imagine "What if?"

Remy – Carrie in The Faculty

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I will admit, The Faculty is a guilty pleasure of mine. Every time that damned movie is on, I have to watch it. I think it was incredibly well written, I think it was a lot of fun, and I think it had a pretty great cast (more the older than younger). I also liked the B-movie mentality, but imagine, if you would, Carrie White from Carrie as a student in that high school while the extraterrestrial shit was going down?

At first, she joins in the group of kids who are trying to stop it. She uses her telekinesis to fuck up the aliens and help the crew figure out who became infected and who isn’t – but, we need a twist.

The twist would be that at some point, though we are unsure of when, Carrie becomes infected, too. At that point, she is an alien who can use her mind powers to fuck up these kids. So now, not only does this ragtag group of wayward school kids suddenly need to stop an alien invasion, but one of the fucking aliens is a Sith.

Okay, okay, that might be a little TOO much, but still, I would watch the shit out of that movie.