Nato – Kelly Brook: Piranha 3D
Because it’s Kelly Brook. In a bikini. Do I honestly have to say anymore? How bout she was sexy enough to be a Playboy model? How about this curvatious smokeshow does an underwater ballet with pornstar Riley Steele, completely naked? This is strictly a pick for the dudes. You’re welcome.
Remy – Beatrice Dalle: Trouble Every Day
This one proves I have huge issues, because the sex scene from this film made me physically ill. For most of you who haven’t seen this movie, I will tell you where you might remember Dalle from – the insane woman bent on taking the unborn baby in the movie Inside. Yes, her. I KNOW FOR A FACT Beatrice Dalle would kill me and screw me, probably in that order, and even though every living fiber in my body fears her, there is something about the primal, vampire-sex-beast she plays in Trouble Every Day that makes me feel like I would just hand myself to her, even though I know she will probably tear my throat out during sex. The way I see it, there are far worse ways to die.
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