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Why Deadpool Is THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!! Definitely Not Written By Deadpool.

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OH SWEET BABY JESUS, what is that intoxicating aroma?! TACO TRUCK RIGHT OUTSIDE?! Well fuck this shit. I’m done sitting in front of a laptop anyway. Who’s crazy enough to live like this? Get outside! Stop spending hours a day hate-reading other people’s opinions, and then hate-commenting your life away! THERE’S A BIG WORLD OUT THERE, INTERNET! WITH MOVE THEATERS! PLAYING MY MOVIE! GO WATCH IT SO WE CAN KEEP THIS CRAZY TRAIN A’ROLLING! CHOO FUCKIN’ CHOO!

I’d like to thank Matt Donato for remaining pleasantly hogtied while I ruined his reputation online and texted weird Pterodactyl porn pictures to his girlfriend. She seemed nice!

XOXO
Gossip Girl

AKA Deadpool

Blood and kisses!