May 2, 2024 11:58 am Unhinged wolf-hater Lauren ‘Beetlejuice’ Boebert is now bullying students with blowhorns and trying to rip flags Christian Bone
May 1, 2024 2:00 pm Lauren ‘my son was arrested for identity theft’ Boebert sets her sights on a new hobby: killing wolves Sandeep Sandhu
Apr 30, 2024 9:52 am Lauren ‘huge drop in donations’ Boebert tries and fails to burn Biden after being roasted to a crisp Christian Bone
Apr 18, 2024 1:06 pm ‘Is this some kind of sick joke?’ Lauren Boebert asks, and no, she’s not talking about her son breaking into cars Sandeep Sandhu
Apr 16, 2024 10:20 am The son of Lauren ‘I wear lipstick in swamps’ Boebert broke into cars and now can’t find a lawyer to defend him Jordan Collins
Apr 12, 2024 11:27 am Daily reminder that Lauren Boebert is the gassy, gun-wielding Katie Britt knockoff Colorado doesn’t need Nahila Bonfiglio
Mar 29, 2024 9:23 am Lauren ‘no one comes to my events’ Boebert is victimizing herself Trump-style and only your money will save her Jordan Collins
Mar 20, 2024 12:46 pm Lauren ‘I grope people during musicals’ Boebert laments her inability to return to the theater Nahila Bonfiglio
Mar 13, 2024 11:26 am ‘It’s kind of swampy’: Lagoon critter Lauren Boebert is now concerned that people will forget to vote for her Nahila Bonfiglio
Mar 7, 2024 4:30 am Lauren ‘my son breaks into cars’ Boebert didn’t get her way again, so now she wants, like, revenge Jon Silman
Feb 28, 2024 1:23 pm Lauren Boebert’s 18-year-old son arrested for breaking into cars and stealing things Nahila Bonfiglio
Feb 26, 2024 2:12 pm Lauren ‘stop touching people’ Boebert cozies up to a scouring Colorado disapproval rating Nahila Bonfiglio