4) The best ideas always come to you at the last possible second
Procrastination is the fuel of the Gods. Remember that super important meeting with that multi-million dollar account you’ve got in 5 minutes? You’d think that the key to these kind of things would be in the preparation, but no, being a first rate Don is all about spontaneity in the boardroom.
The whole office knows you’ve been off on strange existential hallucinatory trips all weekend, and there’s no better way to make them feel like lowly mortals than pulling it out of the bag at the last possible second.
Besides, I’m sure you’ll work something out… maybe a nap will help?